The Socky McFacedeus Algorithm

This is a 2-8 Socky McFacedeus Algorithm, specifically designed to generate the most justifiable excuses for your missing socks.

Our team of expert Prophets of Socks have worked tirelessly to create this algorithm, and we're confident that it will provide you with the most creative and convincing excuses in the business.

Here's how it works:

1. Step 1: Select a Sock Color
2. Step 2: Choose a Sock Size
3. Step 3: Add a dash of Socky McFacedeus magic

Try it out for yourself, and see what kind of Socky McFacedeus excuses you can come up with!

Sock Colors

Sock Sizes